About me … let’s see …

Well I can’t say my name because I’m what men call a “player”, and women call an “asshole”. Telling my name will probably ruin a lot of chances for me to have a relationship (which, although I’m dating several women at a time, is something I really want).

I work in advertising (can’t tell you where) because I seem to be good at imagining things (and what place better to work then in advertising ?), and it’s a job which gives me a lot of free time for women.

Like any player I have a schedule (you can’t just multi-date), I use a lot of planning and improvisation, and I like to keep everything in order. I like to be in control.

That sounds right about it, I’ll add more if I feel like you need to know more.